Banned From Facebook

It seems my folder of images that violate Facebook guidelines is getting a bit large, so here we are with another installment of Banned From Facebook.  It’s really a shame that they have such stringent rules, because some of these are great pics.

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Female nipples and male sexual organs in one picture? Showing this image on Facebook could set in motion a chain of events leading to the Apocalypse.

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Frankly I’m more disturbed by this woman’s poorly drawn face than I am by the appearance of any nipples.

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I’d really just like to know what the hell is going on here.

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Hieronymous Bosch meets The Danse Macabre, aka “What What Flowers in My Butt.”

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Brains and nipples in the same image? A Facebook admin’s nightmare. Just imagine the murder and mayhem this image must be responsible for!

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A boob with pasties is a boob nonetheless, and Facebook thinks boobs are bad.

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Exposed nipples and provacative, suggestive use of the tongue? Surely this photo is the handiwork of Satan himself.

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While I can’t say for sure, this photo might show nipples and female genitalia. Maybe. At the very least, it suggests the presence of them, and Facebook cannot permit such a thing!

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Butts.

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See that little orange-brown spot on her breast? That’s a NIPPLE! And they are EVIL!

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If I dared post this on Facebook they would probably sent a hitman after me.

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Female nipples, the root of all evil, at least according to Facebook.

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Blood, skulls AND nipples? I feel violated.

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Oh my God, enough with the nipples!

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Evil Satanic nipples. Don’t let the fact that they are shaped like hearts fool you.

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Okay they hid the nipples in this pic, but technically she’s still naked, and that’s a no no.

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Nipples and a fro? No way bro!

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Screw Facebook, this chick is just gorgeous and the world needs to see her.

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*Gasp* Is that a butt? Someone call the Facebook police!

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Are you still here? Pervert.

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